Torture. Anti-torture. Game 1 was anti-torture. Torture is when everything comes down to the ninth inning in a one-run game and Wilson lets several runners on before striking the last batter out on a full count. NLCS torture.
Anti-torture is when all of that happens at the beginning of the game. Like when Tim Lincecum has a brain fart and doesn't throw the ball in a run-down. Like when Freddy Sanchez gets doubled off second on a blooper that Bad Vlad simply can't catch. Like when Benjie Molina tries to score on a sac fly, and he's out by ten feet, except that the throw is half way up the first base line. And like when the Giants beat the best playoff pitcher ever to be born by racking up seven runs on him before the fifth inning is over, making sure that there won't be a one-run game. Scary.
What can you say about 18 runs, 25 hits, 6 errors, a double by an AL pitcher setting up Molina scoring on a sac fly, the Giants bullpen giving up 3 runs in the ninth inning in a game started by Lee and Lincecum? This was as bizarre a game as I can remember. Check out this summary by McCovey Chronicles. Giants up 1-0 over the Rangers. Holding my breath, turning purple.
Final - San Francisco 11, Texas 7
San Francisco takes a 1-0 Series lead